Wall Street Examiner Forums and Bears Chat: Can Candies Cause Rotten Teeth...The End - Wall Street Examiner Forums and Bears Chat

I was impressed today the way Mr. Gates (I mean Jobs) evangelized the release of the top CANDIES, "Crapple's," new gadgets. I have no idea what it does but it is supposed to be revolutionary, make your finger move fast, improve eyesight, increase weight gain, and cause car accidents. Cool.

Last one to review is ESPX..er ah..ESXX..er.....ESRX....that's it. Express Scripts. I did my homework and figured out they probably manufacture Hollywood scripts fast, then ship them to directors. You ever see Donnie Darko ?
Cool movie. How about Wizard of Oz ? Matter of fact, I let my son watch that recently cause he's going on 6. I was worried that the flying monkeys would give him bad dreams but he did OK.

Speaking of dreams, I had a doozy last night. I was in a huge hot tub in my front yard with six spider monkeys. There were four circus clowns standing around us singing Elton John's "Daniel." Then my fat neighbor rides by on a unicycle wearing only a black speedo giving me the finger and underneath my neighbor's tree, Al Pacino, Warren Buffett, and Christopher Walken were smiling and waving at me. Wtf ?

So here's the chart:



Recommendation: I love watching movies so I want this one. Full mouth with teeth whiteners. I know you guys had a great day as you get close to your buy points with Chit Pole and Reverend Steve's stock so that leaves me with two CANDIES and you have five. Chain Saws and movies. I'm in heaven! Boo Yah!! Ski Daddy!

Remember though, I told you not to buy that other stuff until we go up higher. After that you get to hold for three years and loose your teeth. Should be soon when you can grab them.

Am I done with the CANDIES? Not quite yet. Anyone as smart as me does more homework and I'm good. I'm going to next tell you what you could have had for 100k instead of buying the CANDIES. Door number 1, Door number 2, Door number 3. I will relentlessly pound on your brain until I convince you to buy these things at high prices rather than do something smart.

Hey folks, just got an update from Ron Insane about the Insane Quotient. I have a shot of the set. This is a Capitalstool.com exclusive. Lee is gonna be so pumped. How cool. I'm a great reporter.