Wall Street Examiner Forums and Bears Chat: The "New Normal" - Wall Street Examiner Forums and Bears Chat

Not again. CNBS officially deemed our markets to be in the "New Normal" today. Basically it is their way to push the outside of the stoopid envelope so the Wall Street criminals can bag their year end bonuses after whipsawing people who have effectively been hamsters on a wheel for ten years.

This is the "new" bubble mantra much like in the late 90's when the pigmen pitched the "New Era" which ended up being the "New Error:" Then we had the "Ownership Society" where midnight house flipping infomercials were as common as the nightly news. Everyone spent hundreds of dollars on "systems", scooped up financial and home building stocks, and completely lost their minds the second time in less than a decade. Poof.

So now we have the "New Normal" being spewed by the sacks of sheet on Crapvision as they try to suck in the herd as the mafia distributes their stocks to the gambling addicts. If CNBS was smart, they would ditch the "New" word when they are perpetuating their fibs as it's a flashing red light saying "you are about to be scammed again". The market is older than Abe Vigoda so don't fall for the pile of road apples they are pitching. It's not "New". Sure you can use the numbers and symbols but this freak show will end just like the other two.

So lets take a look at the definition of the word "normal" and I'll give CNBS a grade as to whether I think the pieces of paper they are pushing are "New".


nor·mal adjective 1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.
F- Not abnormal blows it for them.

Psychology . a. approximately average in any psychological trait, as intelligence, personality, or emotional adjustment.
F- Are you kidding me.

Biology, Medicine/Medical . a. free from any infection or other form of disease or malformation, or from experimental therapy or manipulation.
C - I don't know what that means.

of natural occurrence.
F- Strawberry Fields Forever

serving to establish a standard.
A- The standard of "eff you, pay me".

CNBS can take their new normal crap and shove it up there arse. As for the word "new". I will give them an F for creativity. The cheesy "New Normal" saying reminds me of a 35 year old teacher who tries to hang with the kids at a high school prom and shows up wearing Sansabelt slacks, a short sleeve white shirt with a pocket protector and earth shoes.

We have a new poster child. I think I'm going to leave and camp out in front of a Crapple store. I'm not going in, I just feel like camping.