Lost Money Minor League Fill-Ins

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07 September 2010

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Posted by Ags Nightmare

We looked at the stars and without question they can "look at the" stock and "just gotta buy it" without hesitation.

These are the fill-ins-- the subs when the stars picks go up in flames and they take a few days off to let the fireman extinguish the fire.

Larry Fine- His name is Zach something. They call him Zeke. He is a woe is me type of guy and typically says stocks might rally or tank but don't call him on it. Great.

Greasball- This guy's a rising star with a bullet. Steve Grasso ? Is he related to Dick? Oh...so now I get it.....Ok.....Ahhhh...makes sense....He loves "trading ranges" when we are tanking.

Conundrum- Dudes name is Kelly. Guy had the call dead nuts right before our recent stoopid rally and the Lost Money crew talked him into capitulating his short and joining them long. Next day we tanked. He missed the short play and ended up long when we were hat tossing around 10000. Then we had our 3 day stoopid rally. You can clearly see he is mind farked. He's been on a lot so could be called up full time cause he's always bullish now. Seymour Butts must have gotten to him.

Mike Broccoli ?- What happened to this dude? Troccoli? He was the guy that loved himself so much I loved him even more. He was always playing footsie with Marrissa and delivering hard salamis with ribbons to the interns. Stoolies would remember this one. I forgot his name. He was a technician that kept getting stopped out.

Token Chick Two- She was pretty reasonable and would call it like she saw it. I forgot her name. I think Crapvsion cut her. Julie? Sarah? Janet?

No Idea. She's in the Independent League.

The Nations Guys- There were a couple of them that always went long-- Scott and some other guy but they had the same name. Some still show up. Both suck. "We are the World!"

That's it.....

Damn...Forgot about Deuce.

Deuce Biegelow- Jarred something...You see, with the minor league guys and gals I tend to forget their names because they are on as filler. My recollection of Deuce is that he usually takes a stance that is contrary to logical thinking. He get's abused by the stars then changes his stance to conform.