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“Stocks Rally on Asteroid Hope” Investor’s scooped up shares in favorite names today in anticipation of a giant asteroid the size of Minneapolis landing some where along the East coast early next week. Huge Johnson from Front Running Capital chimed in. “We think this will be a great opportunity for you to buy good stocks of good companies at a good price once the asteroid hits. If it misses Peoria, we really like Caterpillar. If it misses the East coast, we advise you to buy Goldman Sucks as they will own the world.” Huge also added, “The Fed will step in to provide liquidity to the survivors. This is a great chance for those who don’t get blown to smithereens to own shares of companies left standing. I’d buy ahead of this thing hitting just in case you live.” “Radiation Levels Peak in California, Stocks Look Past Health Concerns and Rally” Stocks surged today led by the Chinese Mafia Company Bye Doo as radiation levels increased throughout the state of California. Current readings are the highest on record since the earthquake in Japan caused a nuclear melt down. Investors shrugged off warnings that the air is shit and bought a [...]
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26 March 2011 - 05:02 PM
Yep, the CANSLIM mo-mo crowd who got spooked out by "Rally Under Pressure" comments in The Big Picture were in an all out panic to buy the screamers such as PCLN, AAPL, BIDU, CMG, etc.
Even 2004 super-hooker TZOO was Heatmapped up again, now a 6 bagger off the lows 6 months ago.
Market will probably go up based on the sheer performance anxiety of many technical trader gurus who manage money for a living, who are now stuck on the sidelines, wondering when the next "follow through day" will be uttered by Bill O'Neil and his Red Bull - swilling portfolio managers.
Even 2004 super-hooker TZOO was Heatmapped up again, now a 6 bagger off the lows 6 months ago.
Market will probably go up based on the sheer performance anxiety of many technical trader gurus who manage money for a living, who are now stuck on the sidelines, wondering when the next "follow through day" will be uttered by Bill O'Neil and his Red Bull - swilling portfolio managers.
Ags Nightmare 
28 March 2011 - 11:46 PM
To me the market is sucking wind like a a contestant on the biggest loser running a 50 yard sprint. This whole thing is a repeat of all the bubbles past and each mania will be shorter in duration. I give this one a few more months at most.
Earnings warnings will start kicking in soon and Quantitative Evil will fail.
As for TZOO...the pile of shit will get cut in half again.It's a chew toy for HFT robots.
Earnings warnings will start kicking in soon and Quantitative Evil will fail.
As for TZOO...the pile of shit will get cut in half again.It's a chew toy for HFT robots.
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04 July 2011 - 08:55 AM
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